Piss on the Wall

All I know is I just got to take a wiz
Some folks say, the world ain't what it is

Jumpin' out of planes for the thrill of it all
Well, the Yanks hate the Reds and the Greeks hate the Turks
My head's in the clouds and my tail's in a spin
But where am I goin' and where have I been
A mean streak,a blue streak, they sentence me to death
Seems like everybody's shakin' 'cause the big one's 'bout to fall

Then I bounce right back and take a piss on the wall
Harangue me from a tree, twist and shout until I crawl

Do the flip, do the flop, but piss on the wall
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I piss on the wall
I really hate to say it, but they're all a bunch of jerks
Politics, shmolitics, they oughta save their breath