Piggy Pie

(No!)
I might use an axe
He sits on his bench and gets all the respect
He walked in the room and everybody rose
So I'm a take his money stack and stuff his face wit' it

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
(Yes!)
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place

He lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neighborhood
He lives in a mansion on his own private road
(No!)
(No!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks
So here, start wit' a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mother fuka
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
(No!)

Old-ass man, I let him get away
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I drew my axe with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out
It took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate 'cuz I need
I might use a knife

(Yes!)

Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
(Yes!)

Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills
(No!)
I might use a knife
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie

So I racked on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rhines
Since we out west, I had a little fun
I might use an axe
But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck
I might use a knife
Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I might use an axe
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face
I might use an axe
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
For your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch
I might use a knife
A richie is the devil, he never really made it
(No!)
I might use an axe
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks
(Yes!)
But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks
I might use an axe
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel
I might use a knife

I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up

The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks

There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
And pulled his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium

I might use an axe

I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate
But I'm a juggalo, so it only made me laugh
(No!)
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky

That tired mutha fucka, probably die tomorrow anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
People in my city, they fight for their meals
I grabbed a brick of gold and laid it upside his head
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
(Yes!)
I started walking down it, the guardy he told me wait

Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed
'Cuz this little piggy, must definitely fry
(Yes!)

He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me a dime
(Yes!)
I might use a knife
I might use a knife
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie