I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
It was then that I sensed the irony
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
They left me on top of my sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
I tried to get some shut eye
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
It rained half the time
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired
(Burning me)
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee
Then I heard the voice say
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me
Yesterday was all my fault
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe"
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
This day sucked the hardest ever
Then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
I had to walk home and of course
