In newer disguises
You're a really sad person, so sad
Like sweet charity
And all of the bastards
Disappointed a few people
In newer disguises
You cheat easily
With those half moon eyelids
The collusion, illusion, it's all ad infinitum
What are friends for?
You cheat easily
Disappointed a few people
Running their courses
And brow beaten down
Disappointed a few people
Well, isn't that what friends are for?
Just babbling on your useless defenses, so sad
Disappointed a few people
The world all despises
What are friends for?
Fools and horses
When friendship reared its ugly head
When friendship reared its ugly head
Like sweet charity
One thing with you is certain
Fools and horses
What are friends for?
Like dust on the ground
Like dust on the ground
Like sweet charity
You cheat easily
Springing surprises
The world all despises
Running their courses
Well, isn't that what friends are for?
Like dust on the ground
Who won't? You won't, listen to anyone, no, not you
And brow beaten down
Like all charity
Running their courses
You cheat easily
What are friends for?
This erratic haphazard, fluttering
What are friends for?
You're a really sad person, you're really so sad
When friendship reared its ugly head
Springing surprises
This toeing and frowning like a confused moth
You, you're just a really bad person
Fools and horses
Well, isn't that what friends are for?
What are friends for?
Disappointed a few people
You cheat easily
And brow beaten down
Disappointed a few people
And all of the bastards
