I can dig it
{Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this
I can dig it
Man's best friend
But now in ninety-one it's a gun if you asked me
'Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
Over thirty, white, male, middle class}
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies
Just in case the little punks try to jack
Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie
Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies
As I let you know about man's best friend
Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den
I can't put a motherfuckin' pitbull
Here's another topic I'm addressin'
I'd rather have a AK than a fuckin' canine
'Cause if you run up and try to play mine
Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin'
Sit your ass back and comprehend
I can dig it
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
And I can't do that with Benji
Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit
Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection
Big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den
It'll probably work, a 100 percent better
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger
So I gotta take my Biretta, and I betcha
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
Under a coat, in the small of my back
Beware of the owner 'cause the owner is a shooter
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
So this goes to all y'all intruders
Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie
I can dig it
Me and the dog's goin' out on a stretcher
I can dig it
