Shamrocks and Shenanigans (Boom Shalock Lock Boom)

Your style is wack, you ain't the mac
Fuck around until you do the lifetime bid
I rock all mics, I last all night
Boom sha lock lock boom
I'm quick on the draw like the horse named McGraw

My unique rhyme style's my claim to fame
(A little louder)
Hit ya like a lyrical murderer
When it comes to tools T's the sharpest in the shed

Everlast, that's my name
My car don't ring, we'll bust you in the crib
When it comes to givin' pleasure I'm every woman's treasure

I know ya think I have, but yo, I never heard of ya

Boom sha lock lock boom
(All right now)
Boom sha lock lock boom
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Boom sha lock lock boom
Boom sha lock lock boom
(A little louder)
(All right now)
So yo step back, get off the crack
Boom sha lock lock boom
(Everybody)

I rock mad styles, I hop turnstiles
Makin' all the papes, scoopin' up the loot

Excuse me senora, are you a whore or are you a lady?
And sing a new tune like boom sha lock lock boom
(Everybody)
I always got my gun but I never wear a vest
Boom sha lock lock boom

(All right now)
Straight with the taper, the lyric skyscraper
(All right now)
'Cause I feel blessed, I'm casually dressed
I came to work your body so let me do my job
I never been a front, I never been a fraud
'Cause now I'm makin' records, now I'm makin' tapes
Boom sha lock lock boom
I've never been laid off, my rhymin' skill paid off
Boom sha lock lock boom
Puttin' suckers on the run, pull my gun and then I shoot
I gotta natural skill, for that I thank the Lord
I'll get your river flowin', I'm always in the knowin'
Boom sha lock lock boom

You can't be down, punk, get off my dick

(All right now)
'Cause I'm the 55 Cadillac king, it ain't no thing
(All right now)
(A little louder)
(Everybody)
Is it Erica Boyare or Marcia Brady?

Boom sha lock lock boom
Boom sha lock lock boom

(All right now)
Steady bustin' suckers in bunches like grapes

The House of Pain's the name of my clique
(A little louder)
'Cause I bring doom, I got the boom sha lock lock boom
Boom sha lock lock boom
I puff fat blunts, I rock fine stunts
Just because you heard of me, kid
Step up bold, I'll knock out your gold fronts
I'll put you in the dirt and leave your ass for dead
(Everybody)
From the cartoon boom sha lock lock boom

Boom sha lock lock boom
Just assume the position, I'll take my rod and then I'll go fishin'
I got the skill, you gots to chill
Boom sha lock lock boom
Let me know hon, the deed'll get done
Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper

You make me sick, like Strawberry Quick