The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood
But he don't care to him this shits fun
And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door
That when the pigs rolls up, so yo, he ducked out
Johnny got a gun and now he's on the run
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
He had a rep of hanging out with his homies
But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught
If they catch him he'll wind up in court
So over this he had a fit
And walks to the neighborhood liquor store
Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
His mom freaked out, told him get the fuck out
Pulls out the money, stuffs it in his pocket
And when he got home his face was on the news
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
Now coming out store, Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews
He said, "Cool, meet me up at the school
Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood
A cop was here, he was looking all over for you
I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide"
He called up his homeboy Jose, "Word up"
They called him a bum, a worthless piece of shit
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
"Can I come over my man?" he said, "No way
And when he was home, yo, his parents they would diss him
He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis
Points his pistol then he starts to cock it
It ain't a sale if it don't get bought
But when he spoke, nobody would listen
Pulls out a gun, tells the old man, "Hit the floor"
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
The man panics and gun goes off
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was thought
Skipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is
But I told the pig that I didn't know you"
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
It ain't a show if I don't get paid
Then breaks open the register drawer
Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off
