But he don't care to him this shits fun
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
"Can I come over my man?" he said, "No way
Pulls out the money, stuffs it in his pocket
The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood
A cop was here, he was looking all over for you
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
Pulls out a gun, tells the old man, "Hit the floor"
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
He had a rep of hanging out with his homies
Johnny got a gun and now he's on the run
But I told the pig that I didn't know you"
Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
He called up his homeboy Jose, "Word up"
But when he spoke, nobody would listen
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That when the pigs rolls up, so yo, he ducked out
Now coming out store, Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties
He said, "Cool, meet me up at the school
His mom freaked out, told him get the fuck out
The man panics and gun goes off
And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door
He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis
I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide"
It ain't a show if I don't get paid
Skipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is
Points his pistol then he starts to cock it
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
Then breaks open the register drawer
And when he got home his face was on the news
Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood
But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was thought
It ain't a sale if it don't get bought
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
They called him a bum, a worthless piece of shit
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
And walks to the neighborhood liquor store
So over this he had a fit
And when he was home, yo, his parents they would diss him
If they catch him he'll wind up in court
But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught
