It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide"
"Can I come over my man?" he said, "No way
And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door
But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was thought
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
A cop was here, he was looking all over for you
And when he was home, yo, his parents they would diss him
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
His mom freaked out, told him get the fuck out
Pulls out a gun, tells the old man, "Hit the floor"
And when he got home his face was on the news
That when the pigs rolls up, so yo, he ducked out
Points his pistol then he starts to cock it
Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off
If they catch him he'll wind up in court
Then breaks open the register drawer
But he don't care to him this shits fun
It ain't a sale if it don't get bought
The man panics and gun goes off
And walks to the neighborhood liquor store
He had a rep of hanging out with his homies
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
But when he spoke, nobody would listen
Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties
But I told the pig that I didn't know you"
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
Skipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is
Pulls out the money, stuffs it in his pocket
The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood
Johnny got a gun and now he's on the run
So over this he had a fit
It ain't a show if I don't get paid
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
Now coming out store, Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews
But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught
They called him a bum, a worthless piece of shit
He called up his homeboy Jose, "Word up"
That's how it is, homie, like it or not
He said, "Cool, meet me up at the school
