That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
I go off my head, you know I shave my shit
Everlast is my name, I'm from the house of pain
And take you for a ride to where I reside
Follow, swallow, the funky pass the bottle
The dooby funk fellow, smooth like a jello
(That's what it is)
'Cause I'm the prodigal son, ya get well done
(That's what it is)
'Cause I don't play that, my style goes way back
'Cause I get recked like if I crashed my auto
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
(That's what it is)
'Cause I'm down with the freak mo baby
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
Snatch you by the ears, smack you up like a queer
There's tarter on your teeth, homeboy ya got beef
Bitin' on my shit, I have to say haybee
'Cause I'm a white Irish man with a funk soul
I kick my shit one time, dude, fuck the playback
Some say I'm kiddin' but right at this minute
Honey let me in
Floss a nut in your teeth, then wait for you to beef
The freakin' who's speakin', freaks it every weekend
I'll freak it, I'll funk it and like a country bumpkin
(That's what it is)
And crack a brew, what the fuck ya gonna do?
(That's what it is)
Son'll be rockin' until tomorrow
(That's what it is)
Griffin, sniffin' panties, I'm a perv
Put your face in my pillow, and have you weepin' like a willow
I make more money than that kid Alex Keaton
Don't ya fuck around, I'll smack your knuckles with a ruler
(That's what it is)
You know that I never play the punk role
Like Nel Carter
Ain't nobody cooler than my man Son Doolah
(That's what it is)
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
Take a puff off my blunt, and then sip my beer
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
Smooth like Beretta, quicker than the Jeda
Just like a nun from a catholic school
I'll play it, I'll win it, I've done it, I did it
Drivin', speedin', hey Rid, I'm readin'
I tax that butt, wax that ass
(That's what it is)
'Cause I've got the right one, like Ray Charles
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
(That's what it is)
Just like a steak, gimme a break
Gettin' play at the club, then I step to the pub
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
Well then ya get broke, because my crew's no joke
I'll make you drool, and play the fool
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
I'm at my sexual peak, young lady
(That's what it is)
From Albuquerque, who's gonna carve the turkey?
'Cause I'll be trick or treatin', I used to drive a Lincoln
(That's what it is)
Baby, baby, I heard you caught the rabies
Feelin' on the skin, I'm knockin' on your door
Some say mellow, complicated like a dello
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
I rip flesh, yes y'all, run for the mess hall
I rip shit, kill it, cut your gut and spill it
(That's what it is)
And you don't quit, I say you don't quit
Treat ya like a gas tank, take your ass and fill it
You're soft like a feather, you little bed wetter
Is kickin' up dirt and therefore inside the jam
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
And get your grub while I'm rhymin' on your dub
Kick the mean style, leave bodies in a pile
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
Ya know we're liftin' up skirts, grabbin' on the snatch
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
The house of pain
(That's what it is)
Ready, serve, entertain like Merv
(That's what it is)
That's what it is y'all, that's what it is
