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Album:Halloween
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Track:Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 1
ah......my favorite "holiday" of the year
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Helloween
Helloween - Halloween
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Well seem's appropiate! I gave my copy of this CD to my little bro on his B Day. He digs this band, me not so much, they O.TAY! ...
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butt rock never died (it just moved to finland)
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here's a good old fashioned power ballad made in finland by helloween. It's nice to know that while we were wearing plaid flannel and pissing on all things metal the modern decendants of the vikings kept her corpse on ice till we came back to her. I just hope next time we lose our way we'll be as lucky. (Holy shit did I just recant grunge)
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Power Up
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Bestest Power Metal band, ever.Makes me want to go out and slay orcs. But hey, the sun is pouring through my bedroom window and I have a trip to get ready for, don't want to put my back out, so I'll just have a cup of tea and a nice sit down. Now, where did I put those power metal custard creams.
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The tooth fairy didn't come
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Yesterday I found a tooth in a babe ruth bar that turned out to be mine. So now I have to go to the torture chamber and pay a torture master to remove the remainder of the offending tooth which is at this time sticking jaggedly out of my gum like a bombed out building in bahgdad. So while I get ready to participate in the Marquis De Sade school of medicine you can enjoy this song.
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