And when the sun goes off to bed
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
Surfers drop their boards and dry
A He-man in a sudden shower
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
About the boy who's gone away
Coach drivers stand about
And everybody wants a hat
Pulling mussels from a shell
A panda for sweet little niece
At night, the cricket's creepy
Topless ladies look away
Pulling mussels from a shell
Looking at a local map
Everything [Incomprehensible]
Shelters from the rain
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Pulling mussels from a shell
Lazing about the beach all day
Pulling mussels from a shell
Something for the mantelpiece
You hook it up behind the car
And I feel like William Tell
Two fat ladies window shop
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Squinting faces at the sky
And I feel like William Tell
Pulling mussels from a shell
And I feel like William Tell
Down to next door's caravan
To pose around the harbor bar
A Harold Robbins paperback
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
And I feel like William Tell
Pulling mussels from a shell
You wish, you had a motor boat
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
