That's How They Do It in Dixie

That's how they do it in Dixie
Lord, pinch me
Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie
That's how they do it in Dixie

Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss

Long-neck chaser for a
Above her hiney, high

That girl will throw a hissy
Belly button danglin', a twenty minute tan
That's how they do it in Dixie
That's how they do it in Dixie
Down to the river to go for a dip
Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots
Oh, ain't that nice
That's how they do it in Dixie
Whoo I love them girls man
You know, I'll go to jerry springer if you hit on my man
A little Bocephus out here
Goin' big Kenny skinny
That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie
President of the honky-tonk

Rollin' them Levis off of her hip
Those pink fur dice
In Dixie
Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "sugar n' spice"

Baby crank the bass up, ride it till you see, girl
On a moonlit night
Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo
Oh my!
That's how we do it in Dixie

Yeah, yeah
Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots
Bocephus for President
Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor
Shot of hard core whiskey
Lord, pinch me
Splish splash