Now I’m a legend in the locker room
And they hit it off so well
I’m always late for lunch
She kissed my ribs
And as I turned towards the door
(Let ‘em keep talking)
This isn’t how it was supposed to be
(Legendary, baby)
And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
If I don’t keep tappin’ that ass
So basically what you’re sayin' is
(Legendary, baby)
To stay after class that it was all bad
(Legendary, baby)
And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
But who hasn’t? The only difference
Made the third floor shake without breakin’ a sweat
A schoolboy crush, met mature woman lust
Learning dirty little lessons from you
From F’s to A’s in less than 3 days
I looked back she had her clothes on the floor
Every cheerleader in my school
But I couldn’t resist
I said, “Hurry Miss Sin
And she was showing me things
Now my name is on the lips of
I’m always late for lunch
(Let ‘em keep talking)
With hit pass perfection, dodgin’ teachers down
Every cheerleader in my school
Learning dirty little lessons from you
I’m always late for lunch
(So sexy)
And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
I was just a snotty nosed degenerate
(So sexy)
And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
Learning dirty little lessons from you
(So sexy)
Learning dirty little lessons from you
I’m always late for lunch
And I could tell the day she asked me
Learning dirty little lessons from you
To after-school special
Using those same circle 'Yes or No'
Every cheerleader in my school
(So sexy)
(Legendary, baby)
(Let ‘em keep talking)
I tried my hardest not to giggle
My virgin eyes had never seen, now
Reminiscing don’t stand so close to me
Now my name is on the lips of
Now the underachiever’s the one with the best grades
Now I’m a legend in the locker room
Now my name is on the lips of
Every cheerleader in my school
And when all the students was gone
Now my name is on the lips of
Every cheerleader in my school
And who wouldn’t?
Learning dirty little lessons from you
I passed with flying colors
But my teacher was my best friends mother, damn
Writin’ back and forth in notebooks for a full year
(Let ‘em keep talking)
Now I’m a legend in the locker room
(Let ‘em keep talking)
She pulled my pants to half-mast
To give my late ass detention
Ah, goodness, gracious, accusations
(So sexy)
But I couldn’t 'cuz it tickled so much
Hardly a heartthrob but I made due
I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus
Goddamn, it felt good to be the teacher’s pet
We’d even do it in the staff room
I’m always late for lunch
Notes I used in grade school
We stopped caring about where we would do it
And the type of fantasies you kind of feel guilty for having
The door shut and her skirt went up that’s a fact
Now my name is on the lips of
For letting this shit happen
And counted each one out loud
From the classroom to the bathroom
Folded love letters with a tab that read 'Pull here'
A little adolescent bragging
But when she saw my reaction
The second that our lips touched
Every cheerleader in my school
Beside the age was the fact I acted on it
Started flyin' through the building
(So sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of
(Legendary, baby)
You gonna make me late for math class”
Needless to say
Now that’s what I love to call sacrilegious
Now I’m a legend in the locker room
It made her appalled
And if it’s mostly my fault
Some punishment lady
I mean, after all I was only 15
Then you ain’t gonna let me pass?
The bell rang, class dismissed
Now I’m a legend in the locker room
One time became twenty times, before we knew it
Never forget the little meeting she called
We gave a brand new meaning
Now I’m a legend in the locker room
The way she praised my balls was vicious
I’m always late for lunch
And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways
Cruel as school children