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Guided by Voices

Bee Thousand

  • AMG Review of Bee Thousand

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    Mark Deming
    All Music Guide

    The cult of indie rock thrives on the unexpected discovery, and in 1994 Guided by Voices was just the sort of musical phenomenon no one figured was still out there -- 30-something ock obsessives cranking out fractured guitar-driven pop tunes in a laundry room. Robert Pollard and his stable of beer buddies/backing musicians had been churning out stuff like Bee Thousand for years, but the album's surprise critical success marked the first time the group found a significant audience outside their hometown, and it made a clear case for Guided by Voices' virtues -- as well as their flaws. From the moment "Hardcore UFOs" kicks in, it's obvious that Pollard has an uncanny gift for a hook and a melody, and Bee Thousand's 20 cuts are dotted with miniature masterpieces like "Echos Myron," "Smothered in Hugs," and "Queen of Cans and Jars." However, there are also more than a few duds that threaten to cancel out the goodwill the great songs generate, and Pollard is an acquired taste as a lyricist -- his freakishly poetic verse has a real charm, but it's hard to figure out what he's on about. (GBV's other principal songwriter, Tobin Sprout, contributes less often, but manages a higher batting average.) The lo-tech rumble of the album's D.I.Y. production also wavers between being a help and a hindrance, depending on the songs, and as musicians Guided by Voices veer between sounding like inspired amateurs and, well, just amateurs. On Bee Thousand, Guided by Voices sounds like a passionate and gloriously quirky garage band fronted by a thrillingly and maddeningly idiosyncratic songwriter; its many pearly moments make it a fascinating discovery for ock enthusiasts, but a few years would pass before this band was fully earning the new accolades showered upon it.

This is a post about oral sex in indie rock
over 2 years ago

I originally wanted to title this post "This one is about blow jobs", but I don't think that would go through the MOG brain or whatnot. That, and the good corporate people of the world don't need to see "watchbatteries has made an entry on MOG: Blowjobs" on their e-mail notifiers. Time for the backstory. Alirght, remember the game I put out over the weekend? Well, one of the lines was from the ...

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iv been ill today...
over 2 years ago

i intended to shift my blog over here today, but i was up all night being ill so can barely open my eyes today let alone think of doing something actually productive. i got bee thousand by guided by voices today. its my first taste of guided by voices and im really impressed. anyway, i hope im back to normal tomorrow, and i can start doing something good!

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yeah...
over 2 years ago

This song is truly a classic. It's a song that really gives you a feel of what it was probably like being a (then) 35 year old 4th grade school teacher, with different ambitions (like rocking out). I know Mr. Pollard was heavily criticized for leaving teaching for this more "unsteady" career. People in Dayton, Ohio just are not supposed to do that kind of thing. I also like how the video shows ...

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what ever happened to GBV?
over 3 years ago

i have been putting come CDs "from the vault" (ie, the basement) into iTunes and have been eager to get some GBV in there. i had forgotten how great they are. today i put "bee thousand" with "gold star for robot boy," "awful bliss," and my favorite, "i am a scientist." i even used to enjoy seeing them live with their awkward transitions and bob pollard doing high kicks and downing cans of pabst...

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some LUV for GBV
over 2 years ago

Just another night of sitting hear listening to music...i just can't sit myself in front of the tv...unless there is a game on that I really want to see or a video game involved.Anyway, this one came on shuffle and made so happy that I thought I would post it...it was like talking to an old friend for the first time in years!

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This is a post about oral sex in indie rock
over 2 years ago

I originally wanted to title this post "This one is about blow jobs", but I don't think that would go through the MOG brain or whatnot. That, and the good corporate people of the world don't need to see "watchbatteries has made an entry on MOG: Blowjobs" on their e-mail notifiers. Time for the backstory. Alirght, remember the game I put out over the weekend? Well, one of the lines was from the ...

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iv been ill today...
over 2 years ago

i intended to shift my blog over here today, but i was up all night being ill so can barely open my eyes today let alone think of doing something actually productive. i got bee thousand by guided by voices today. its my first taste of guided by voices and im really impressed. anyway, i hope im back to normal tomorrow, and i can start doing something good!

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Sweet Thursday's Poll: GBV
over 2 years ago

$%^&* Scripts don't publish. Oh well, go here.

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100 Greatest Songs - Exhibit 2
over 2 years ago

Today, I present "Smothered in Hugs," because my sunshine fund is low and because it seems an appropriate send off for the lovely Matt Cullen.I hated this song when I first heard it, along with everything on Bee Thousand, an album so painfully low-fi that it smacked of a rich kid slumming. Seriously, unless you're living in a cave and recording with rocks, there's no reason for an album to soun...

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Guided By Stewart
about 1 year ago
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Cold hands touching my face Don’t hide - the snake can see you Old friends you might not remember Fading away from youThese faithful words emanated from a scratchy piece of vinyl, weighted down by a copper penny in its fidelity. Guided by Voices "Bee Thousand" is one of those seminal records, where one can place their exact whereabouts, setting our chronometers to the wistful days .

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yeah...
over 2 years ago

This song is truly a classic. It's a song that really gives you a feel of what it was probably like being a (then) 35 year old 4th grade school teacher, with different ambitions (like rocking out). I know Mr. Pollard was heavily criticized for leaving teaching for this more "unsteady" career. People in Dayton, Ohio just are not supposed to do that kind of thing. I also like how the video shows ...

More >
what ever happened to GBV?
over 3 years ago

i have been putting come CDs "from the vault" (ie, the basement) into iTunes and have been eager to get some GBV in there. i had forgotten how great they are. today i put "bee thousand" with "gold star for robot boy," "awful bliss," and my favorite, "i am a scientist." i even used to enjoy seeing them live with their awkward transitions and bob pollard doing high kicks and downing cans of pabst...

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