Won't someone please touch me?
We are the undefended
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, honey bee
The dispatcher asks, “What's going on?
Now he's laying on the lawn
He rides his bike across my lawn
She's my honey bee and here she comes
Cancer, rabies, SARS
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Scud missiles, Asian flu
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
The easily offended
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
There's a kid laying on the lawn
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Alert the coastal command
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
He's giving me shit for years
Mad Mullahs and dirty bombs
Won't somebody touch me?
Won't somebody touch us?
Won't somebody touch me?
Hairy beards and hurtling stars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
There's a virus come to town
He's been giving me shit for years
Won't somebody give me a kiss?
Ack-ack positions, everyone
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
The neighbors on the telephone
Won't somebody touch me?
We are the undefended
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
The kid is laying on the lawn
Honey bee, let's fly to Mars
Please, sir, what's going on?”