Skinny little girls, no meat on their bones
But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
That know how to rock your world?
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Never even heard of George Jones
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
That know how to rock your world?
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
That know how to rock your world?
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
Struttin' around in their size zeros
She'll never have a chance at a real man
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
