That ain't all that difficult for me
When I don't, you act so God forsaken
You were never looking for a wife
You better have your butt back home by 9
That ain't all that difficult for me
And I’ll show you what a mother I can be
Other wise you’re grounded for the weekend
She waited on you dang near all your life
We can do it your way from now on, son
If you want a mother I can be one
And I’ll be right down the hall if you should need me
Big boys have to sleep in their own bed
If you want a mother I can be one
In the evening when you’re feeling sleepy
You can go on back to momma’s apron strings
And I'll show you what a mother I can be
If you want a mother I can be one
That ain't all that difficult for me
Like somehow I've been mistreating you
We can do it your way from now on, son
I know that’s the way your mama did it
We can do it your way from now on, son
And I’ll show you what a mother I can be
Remember Tuesday night when you’re out bowling
And that brand new Silverado will be mine
It took a while but now I finally get it
Well, I’ll tuck you in and pat you on your head
