All jacked up
All jacked up
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
Woo
(All jacked up)
“What the hell, I'll have one more shot”
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
All the town folk got a good show
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
I only got time for a couple of beers
Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
All I really know is that I should be going
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
(All jacked up)
(All jacked up)
Jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
And a jukebox song ringing in my ear
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
Two foot later backed into the light pole
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
(All jacked up)
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
All jacked up
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Don't drive your car
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Jacked up
When you're all
There's a little old joint outside of town
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
But I'm soaking up the moment
(All jacked up)
Don't start no stuff in no bar
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due
Don't believe I've ever had this much
Don't believe I've ever had this much
Don't believe I've ever had this much
”Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here”
(All jacked up)
