Call all he want to, but he can't call for me, oh no!
Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen
A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe
I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick, oh no!
Just out of prison on six dollars bail
He never runs he just stumbles and hops
Creepy alligator coming all around the bend
And I ain't gonna come around here any more
Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out
Contracted the union, for the papers to route
Out of the river all ugly and green
Riding down the river in an old canoe
No, I can't
Oh no! Well, I've been there before
Call for his whiskey and he can call for his tea
I checked my memory and I, I checked it quick, yes, I will
Oh no! Well, I've been there before
And I ain't gonna come around here any more
Screamin' and yellin', he was pickin' his chops
Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends
