And I ain't gonna come around here any more
A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe
Oh no! Well, I've been there before
Call all he want to, but he can't call for me, oh no!
Out of the river all ugly and green
Creepy alligator coming all around the bend
No, I can't
Oh no! Well, I've been there before
Call for his whiskey and he can call for his tea
I checked my memory and I, I checked it quick, yes, I will
Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends
Riding down the river in an old canoe
Screamin' and yellin', he was pickin' his chops
Just out of prison on six dollars bail
And I ain't gonna come around here any more
Contracted the union, for the papers to route
He never runs he just stumbles and hops
Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out
Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen
I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick, oh no!
