A uh, uh, well, it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas
You wanna see it?
(Sit down)
Who Johnny Carson, your Caddy's so large
Yeah
Take it out my garage and scare the
My Cadillac is great, earth's 8th wonder of the world
She said, "May I relax on your big head rest?"
(Did work, done damage)
Well just hop on because you can't get in
Now we listened to her favorite song, relaxed and laid back
She said, "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"
Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior
It's rammed through many towns
Not Mercedes, BMW, Porsche or Masarati, it's a big fat stretch
My big black Caddy, Caddy
(Shit out of girls)
My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy
When I saw this fly girl who needed a boost
Yo, I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin'
Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin
The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
My big black Caddy, Caddy
As we were driving to our destination on a quest
The fellas all, the ladies all
It's designed so they never make one like mine
Joy-riding with my Caddy, cold chillin', gettin' loose
Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads
My big black Caddy, Caddy
I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
To take you wherever you want to go
But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage
Or I'll make you
You ought to be glad that I let you cum
My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy
My big black Caddy, Caddy
Oh, really
It's the kind of Caddy that runs on
And I got a strong back that provides the power steering
(Get down)
I got this big black Caddy outside
As I drove, her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac
That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control
(Jealous, want it)
'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic
You fellas Caddy's on the side of the road, then go tow it
The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined
Because my horn is workin' fine, don't believe me
(Ass)
But just be careful how you
Oh what's that
So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class
My big black Caddy, Caddy
Really got around
She screamed, "Harder, won't you give me just a little more gas"
Come blow it
My big black Caddy, Caddy
She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
You can't get in it but you all can ride on it
I'm tellin' everybody
It's big, you dig but there no need to panic
My big black Caddy, Caddy
This is what she said the first time she saw the jock
And it never broke down
(My big black Caddy)
