Nothin' new, only that she loves me
When Monday comes, it's two for one
And nothin' I know can change me, no need to get bothered
Keepin' up with the joneses, I hope no one telephones us
Mister Hoot 'n Holler, gotta make a dollar
I do more livin' than it might seem
Another lazy mornin', come supper time I'm gonna light my barbecue
I'd take a place in the country, but for now the old back yard
Looks to me like fifty acres of the roundest ground in town
No need to get bothered, I'll think about Monday
Another lazy mornin', no need to get down on anyone
Another lazy mornin', I took time to make town 'n stock a pint or two
I'd like to know what makes a man go, over land and sea
The most delicious brew
I guess it must get kinda lonesome, that's the way I used to be
Some dream, livin' like a pauper, bless my darlin' daughter