I adore you when you touch me
While you're at the spin dry, I'll pass the pie around
And I won't give you any, but you won't make a sound
You don't eat soap, anyhow
And if you don't say, "May I", then I'll pass the cake around
Red light, green light, blue light, yellow light
You can take three giant steps or a baby step will do
But you won't make a sound, you don't eat blackbirds anyhow
How long have you been gone
There's four and twenty reasons why it can't be wrong
Let the game begin
'Cause if you don't say, "May I", then I'll get you with the hose
I hope you're keeping score
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Will it please you if I tease you
But first you must indulge me and count from one to ten
Pin the tail upon the donkey, you will surely win
But if you don't say, "May I", then I'll march you out the door
And spoil your Sunday clothes
But if you don't say, "May I", then you'll have to start again
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Where you'll be contemplating the numbers one to four
