I feel so low and worthless, yeah
This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it
Cross my heart, hope to die
It makes you worse
Where the bad guy goes down and dies
Cry, cry, cry, yeah
Tick tock, stop the clock, fiction is my thing
Perfectly executed notches
And the truth is being told
My attitude is always I and me and mine
Every guy that she looks at
A cloud has gathered over my head and now I know, yeah
So this is where the outcome unfurls
I said to my mum when I was ten years old
The end was always coming and now it's here
And stragglers that I've kissed
From the truth, I admit I'm more than shy
And getting pissed with eagle eyes
This is the end
This is the happy ending
The crescendo of demise
And how I think my missus is fucking
Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar pants on fire
And near misses
Everybody's doing it, so why can't I?
Lies, alibis, lies, more alibis
Ain't it the times we are living in
With me on my knees and wondering why?
Oh, I'm so clever, I'm so clever, I'm so clever
It's all about going out
What's the story morning glory?
Until my paranoia kicks in then I'll accuse her
Training ground notches
So this is the grand finale
And sincerity bottom on my list
Has got me in this fucking mess
It's funny how me, fucking her about
I'm feeling so guilty about the things
I tally up tonight's strangers
Infidelity and my good friend ecstasy doesn't work
Of doing all the worst things I do best
It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry
I'm feeling so guilty for any old shit