I seen rubies, diamonds, smothered under octopus
Every time we got close the mermaid held on tight
Then I seen somethin' real big, sky blue and gold
Took off, continued my travels, seen a rock from the Titanic
I'm not on my turf, I seen a ray of lights that resemble live fireworks
Butterflies took control when I arrived
So, I kept on swimmin', grabbed on to her fin to help me out
I said nuttin', she said nuttin' leaves nuttin'
Bangin' the Isleys, he slow backed up
with white walls, behind a large city
She quoted I took notice, Spongebob in the Bentley Coupe
Then she asked me politely what I'm thinkin' about
That was lost before Christ walked the walk
Like follow me, now, don't be afraid
They said sir, yes, I'm glad you came
I'ma show you where all the jinns and spirits pray
He got vexed and smacked his boo
As we got close I seen the boat all shot up with his anchor out
Some mermaids with Halle Berry haircuts flashin' they tail
Up ahead lies Noah's Ark but that's waves away
Pearls on the mermaid girls
If you scared to face this life, you shouldn't stay
All I heard was "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar
Jellyfish sharks soar, aquaproof pocketbook
With life that I can't explain
Greeted me with Qu'rans and Torahs
That we heard from afar
If you fill me up, bet this'll bring that out
Everyone salat and the world's banginest mosque got crowded in
Gucci belts that they rock for no reason from a different world
Upon the waters that's so bright
Lookin' fat and, nah, it wasn't damaged
Bismillah ar-Rahman, ar-Raheem”, Allah screamed
Then he passed me swoop, seen his chick eyein' me hard
I opened the door, no, I knocked first
And way to the right, that's one of our bangin' spas
