Make My Funk the P-Funk

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

The desired effect is what you get
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines

Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Don't stop, get down
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
With some main ingredients like
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

Pee you
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Home of the extra terrestrial brothers
Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power

Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
Ain't it funky now?
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Yeah
Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Talk, blow your horn
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man

We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Far around

Coming you directly from the Mothership

Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb

We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Well alright
Gettin' deep
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

We have taken control as to bring you this special show
Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me

W E F U N K, We-Funk
That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while
Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker

So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top

Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on

Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is

Once upon a time called 'Right Now'