Make My Funk the P-Funk

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on
The desired effect is what you get
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk

We have taken control as to bring you this special show

Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming

Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Talk, blow your horn
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

Ain't it funky now?
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
W E F U N K, We-Funk

Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is
Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut

Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up

Once upon a time called 'Right Now'

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Coming you directly from the Mothership
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Yeah
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Don't stop, get down
Gettin' deep
So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
With some main ingredients like
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
Well alright

I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Home of the extra terrestrial brothers
Pee you
Far around
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know

Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up