Oh, and checking everything is in place
But I can walk
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
Hot sun beating down
No, no, I can't dance
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
You never know who's looking on
Burning my feet just walking around
A perfect body with a perfect face
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
I'm just standing here selling
Oh, and checking everything is in place
No I can't dance, I can't dance
Her dog's talking to me but she's out of reach
But I can't dance, I can't talk
No, I can't dance, I can't talk
I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
You never know who's looking on
The only thing about me is the way that I walk
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
The only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
She's got a body under that shirt
I'm just standing here selling everything
I'm just standing here selling
I'm just standing here selling everything
I'm just standing here selling everything
No I said I can't sing
Fat guy's talking to me, trying to steal my blues
Billy Jean's sitting on the beach
But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
Hot sun making me sweat
I can't dance, I can't sing
'Cause, I can't dance, I can't talk