Move over Casanova
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away
Thought I'd better get it straight
Still counting out time, got my finger on the button
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail
Without you, what would a poor boy do
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look
'Cos I understand it, look I've found the hot spots, figures 1 to 9
I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it
And you can bet that I've been resting for this testing
Please don't slap me
Without you, what would a poor boy do
Bit of trouble in zone no. 7
There's heaven ahead in no. 11
Digesting every word the experts say
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils
Don't leave nothing to fate
Erogenous zones I question you
Gotta remember all of my tricks
And I'll get you turned on just fine
The day of judgment's come
Take it away Mr. Guitar
Went to buy a book before it's too late
Don't say nuttin', just lie there still
All those numbers give me guidance
Erogenous zones I love you
I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy
Honey get hip, it's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip
Touch and go with 1to 6
Found a girl I wanted to date
I studied every line, every page in the book
Without you, what would a poor boy do
Without you, what would a poor boy do
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress
Oh Lord I need that now
This is Rael
Erogenous zones I love you