American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [DVD]

It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
And try to rectify some situation
If you need to pour your heart out
There's no red tape administrations
Standin' in a welfare line

We reach for those who are down
We don't reach for handouts

And every local chapter
Do not delay, contact today

Throughout the cities and the towns
There's no forms or no applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
Of this great nation

For your frustration
It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin'-back
If you're concerned about the destination
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Well their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
Has a seven day a week available consultation
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
There's no forms or no applications

If your conversation calls for
Rejoice, you have a voice
But when your dollar goes to all of those
We're all one big family
It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
That you're facing
A little more than a coffee pot
For most things you don't mind
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd