Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
But when your dollar goes to all of those
There's no forms or no applications
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay, contact today
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
Rejoice, you have a voice
And every local chapter
There's no red tape administrations
We reach for those who are down
We're all one big family
We don't reach for handouts
Throughout the cities and the towns
That you're facing
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
There's no red tape administrations
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
If you need to pour your heart out
It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin'-back
And try to rectify some situation
It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Well their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
For your frustration
Standin' in a welfare line
For most things you don't mind
Has a seven day a week available consultation
A little more than a coffee pot
If your conversation calls for
Of this great nation
Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
If you're concerned about the destination
There's no forms or no applications
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
