Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
A little more than a coffee pot
If your conversation calls for
We don't reach for handouts
There's no red tape administrations
And every local chapter
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Well their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin'-back
Rejoice, you have a voice
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Has a seven day a week available consultation
Of this great nation
If you need to pour your heart out
It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
Do not delay, contact today
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
There's no forms or no applications
We reach for those who are down
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
We're all one big family
That you're facing
There's no forms or no applications
Throughout the cities and the towns
For your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
And try to rectify some situation
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
Standin' in a welfare line
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
If you're concerned about the destination
For most things you don't mind
There's no red tape administrations
