Friends in Low Places [The Long Version]

Hey, I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Where the whiskey drowns
And I'll be okay
Well, I guess I was wrong
You thought you'd see there
I'm not big on social graces
But you'll never hear me complain
And ruined your black tie affair
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
And I toasted you

And the fear in his eyes
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Said, honey, we may be through

Where the whiskey drowns
When I took his glass of champagne
And I saw the surprise

Oh, I've got friends in low places
That you're livin' in
And the beer chases my blues away
Everything's all right, I'll just say goodnight
I just don't belong
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Just give me an hour and then
The last one to know

Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

And I'll be okay
The last one to show, I was the last one
And I'll show myself to the door
And the beer chases my blues away

But then, I've been there before
I'm not big on social graces