Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
Blackened was the banshee's wail
So you crawled into an empty boat
Settle down, don't take a fit
And dragged you from the wreck
They almost nearly won as well
To watch you dance the jig of death
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down we all near drowned
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Ya drank with demons straight form Hell
Till Cortez came an' when so did you
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
The other he had in his sights
Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
Then puked until you fell asleep
From the ashes charred and blue
Ya stood there on the deck
Back from Hell where you belong
Hoverin' like hungry whores
Smellin' like a salty dog
These boot will never fill her jail
The Antichrist aboard a rig
One flew down plucked out your eye
They threw a rope around yer neck
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
For the Gulf of Mexico
