I have a vision and all I can see
For all the ladies in the world
Caribbean ladies
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
Late night, hard working ladies
In a world of peace and harmony
Oh, it's got to be sweet 16's not M-16's
Just wanna do a little something special for you all
Erudite, brainy ladies
(Is this possible?)
Just wanna do something special
All the ladies in the world
If every soldier in the world
Show you some gratitude
Hermaphrodite, lady-man-ladies
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
Outta sights, amazing ladies
For all the ladies in the world
By making love to you, it's the least we can do
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-Y
Just wanna do something special
It's got to be funky sexy ladies?
I wanna get next to you
When will the government realize
Even you must be into you
(All the crazy ladies)
Oh, you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
We're talking about brunettes not fighter jets
Is all of you with a all of me
Republic of Dominican ladies
And the girls, don't forget them girls
What a peaceful world this world would be
Just wanna do something special
Bolivian ladies
Redheads not warheads, blonde's not bombs
And the girls, don't forget them girls
Parisian ladies
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky, or you're small
And your sexy man bits too
Amphibian ladies
I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
Presbyterian ladies
With your sexy lady bits
Namibian ladies
Eastern Indochinian ladies
All the old ladies, all the clean ladies
For all the ladies in the world
(All the ladies [Incomprehensible])