They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea
Sometimes our rhymes are polite
Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
That's how it goes
Sometimes they are obscene
You will indeed concede
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Why? Why?
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
I'm the motherflippin'
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
The wild rhino stampede
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
With your feedback, please
Steve
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
Say my rhymes are sissy
I'm the motherflippin'
‘Cause I hit you with my flow
My lyrics are bottomless
Rockin' this metropolis
Yeah, some margarine
My rhymes and records, they don't get played
I'm the motherflippin'
Why exactly?
Be more constructive
Why? Why? Why? What?
I'm trying to correct this
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
And the birds are on my back
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
And I'm horny, I'm horny
Hey, ho
Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Right
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Like a pornographic dream
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
Why? ‘Cause I rap about reality
That was very delicious goodnight
If you choose to proceed
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
I'm the motherflippin'
And if you roll like me you don't get laid
Who's the motherflippin?
Other rappers dis me
And subsequently procreated
What? Why?
The hip hop hippo
