Take off your clothes, take off everything you are
The D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing, 'Everybody Wants You'
The captain even likes to get freaky on my wife
Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life
We're going to a Policeman's Xmas party
4 weeks later it's still raining in the park
Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
I got some new friends down at West Valley PD
My buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alright
There's blood on the carpet, I'm rewiring my brain, yeah
Have a couple beers, get my funky on the dance floor
There's cops on the ceiling, there's cops on the floor
I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau
Going to a policeman's Xmas party
Go to a policeman's Xmas party
Going to have a good time the rest of my life
Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark
I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life
People from Earth there's never been a harder core
You can change the channel but I'm all that's on TV
You'll never feel safer in your life
Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreamin' that one day
There's cops in the windows, cops breaking down the door
Have a couple beers, get funky on the dance floor
The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo
The only good news that he's going to be okay
Moral of the story, it don't matter who you are
Have a couple beers, get my funky on the dance floor
Party like this party in a million years or more
Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life
Take off your heart, get funky on the dance floor
Go to a policeman's Xmas party
Going to a policeman's Xmas party
Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
Have a couple beers, get funky on the dance floor
Be careful what you wish for, they'll be calling you a rock star
Gonna have a good time for the rest
Something happened, things will never be the same
Well, you can have my money, honey, I just want to go
