One night in jail it was getting late
But that's the way it had to be
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
She didn't want to
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?
That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to
She had a drink about an hour ago
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid
And then she took the guy's ass to court
He finished up and he started the car
Even though he now takes it in the behind
He turned around, drove back to the bar
And she said, "If we could please be on our way
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
Even though he now takes it in the behind
How'd ya like to have a little fun?"
He screamed, "She lies, that little slut"
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
And looked up her local attorney at law
The day he stood in front of the judge
He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink"
The next day she went to her drawer
And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
“Hey, baby, it's your lucky day
And he drove away some place real far
"My brand new car is parked right outside
I will not run"
And now his eyes is filled with tears
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And he was butt-raped by a large inmate
One drink turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car
She said, "Let's go"
She didn't want to
In a bar in downtown hell
She didn't want to, he had his way
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
And saw a man she'd never seen before
In my opinion you weren't half bad"
He said, "No way"
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Hit him in the head, now he's under [Incomprehensible]
Went to the phone and filed the police report
He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Light skin, light blue eyes
"Now, baby, the time has come
They locked him up and threw away the key
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
Date rape style
And he screamed
Sitting in a corner by herself
A double-chin and a plastic smile
That's when things got out of control
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
Come on, baby, don't be afraid”
Her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
The moral of this date rape story is
