He screamed, "She lies, that little slut"
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
In a bar in downtown hell
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
The next day she went to her drawer
But that's the way it had to be
He finished up and he started the car
Sitting in a corner by herself
The moral of this date rape story is
And he drove away some place real far
She didn't want to, he had his way
Hit him in the head, now he's under [Incomprehensible]
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?
He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink"
That's when things got out of control
But that's the way it had to be
She said, "Let's go"
And saw a man she'd never seen before
One drink turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car
They locked him up and threw away the key
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
And he screamed
I will not run"
He said, "No way"
Date rape style
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
He turned around, drove back to the bar
One night in jail it was getting late
And then she took the guy's ass to court
If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid
"Now, baby, the time has come
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
A double-chin and a plastic smile
Even though he now takes it in the behind
That's when things got out of control
And she said, "If we could please be on our way
And now his eyes is filled with tears
And he was butt-raped by a large inmate
Went to the phone and filed the police report
He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad
She had a drink about an hour ago
How'd ya like to have a little fun?"
Even though he now takes it in the behind
She didn't want to
They locked him up and threw away the key
“Hey, baby, it's your lucky day
In my opinion you weren't half bad"
Her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
Light skin, light blue eyes
And looked up her local attorney at law
She didn't want to
And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
"My brand new car is parked right outside
The day he stood in front of the judge
She didn't want to
Come on, baby, don't be afraid”
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way
