Oh, Santa Claus
Slick Nick you devil you
Instead of puttin' presents in front of my eyes
(Devil you, devil you, devil you, ooh)
You devil you
You went drinkin' with the boys
Oh, oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum
You just a devil you, you just a devil you
Slick Nick you devil you, you devil you
And the toys
Tattoos on his arms and knees
I wanted candy, I wanted candy
Stole the TV and the stereo
Oh, Slick Nick, devil you
(Devil you, devil you, devil you)
I never thought Santa Claus would be such a sleaze but
Slick Nick, Nick you devil you
But you're just a downtown bum
Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock
You just a devil, devil, devil, devil
Ripped off the candy from my socks
Dressed in red and overweight boot
Smokin' cloves and drinkin' Scotch
Spray-paintin' a bad finger over the fireplace
I saw Slick Nick fall over the X-mas tree
Put my dog out in the cold
Spillin' Jack Daniels all over the drapes
Hey, Slick Nick, where are my toys ?
He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me
(Devil you, devil you)
You just told me a bunch of lies
(Devil you, devil you)
(Devil you, devil you, devil you)
Slick Nick you devil you
You put Mad Dog in my sock, I wanted candy
(Devil you, devil you)
(Devil you, devil you)
The toys were broken too
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
