In the friendly skies up, up in a plane
Straight up grinding, no romance
Workin' my control panel now
Get down slow, set it on back
Or on a locomotive, choo choo train
Work it around, now gimme a thrill
Start off slow, okay
Relax, sit back, ah yeah
Sit back, ah yeah
Let me know now, I'mma grab an' feel
You do it on my lap
Relax, sit back, ah yeah
In the hooptie, in the range
Sit back, ah yeah
What the deal son, how you feel son
Like that, ah yeah
You do it on my lap
We can burn rubber and peel son
You do it on my lap
Stickin' me with friction, makin' me hot
Like that, ah yeah
You do it on my lap
Us girls, we like dances too
You dance up on my lap
Twenty bucks, what the hell, I'll take a chance
You could do it once, you could do it for a change
Pardon me, sir but can I please get a dance
Champagne room, me and you
Like that, ah yeah
Can you put the cranny inside the nook?
The price is right, so let's make a deal
Get down in front of me and kneel son
Putcha fine ass down in my lap
Sit back, ah yeah
Now here's what I want you to do
You do it on my lap
You dance up on my lap
You dance up on my lap
I sit down in my lap, you hop
You dance up on my lap
Searchin' my body like a dirty cop
Work it all around and don't you stop
Like that, ah yeah
Can I have the twenty bucks back that you took?
Like that, ah yeah
Faster pacin', oh yeah
I wanna feel one, steal one
Same lap time and same lap channel
Here we go, okay
Relax, sit back, ah yeah
Conversation, no way
Can you finger through the pages like a book?
Got a diamond in the back, move it up top
Us girls, boy I thought you knew
Like that, ah yeah
You dance up on my lap
Let me help you outta those pants now
This a really, really good, kinda deal we got
You gettin' me worked up for real
Can I touch it? Why you look so shook?
You dance up on my lap