If I were rich enough
If you do, I'll shut you and you'll shout and you'll know it too
If I were rich enough
If you were bitch enough
If I could pitch enough
To give you entertainment in the manner that you've been accustomed to
You'd want me more than just for wanting's sake
And if I knew that the loved one that I love loved me too
And if my pa was an oil-rig big-wig around our money town
Mmmmm, that ain't so, I'll always be this way
Feelings grow, do the time when the sun shines then we'll know
Well, if I knew that you'd give me good times too
And if I acted rough
You'd realise what a little country bread can do
To make you need me too
If I could stitch enough
You'd leave me here, a king without a queen
If I were rich enough
To have a for every single day I'll wake
To see you pretty, looking like a scene I'd dream
I'd save you nine and throw in a Dixie too
Well, if you do, if you leave your little boy blue
Well, if my ma had come very far
If I were rich enough
If I were rich enough
