Million Dollar Bash

Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Don't forget to flash
I looked at my wrist
Then along came Jones

At that million dollar bash

We're all gonna meet
And emptied the trash

At that million dollar bash
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Silly Nelly was there
It's that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Come now, sweet cream
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
It's that million dollar bash
Turtle, that friend of theirs
With my fist
But it's too early to wake

At that million dollar bash
Ev'rybody went down
My stones won't take
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
First it's hello, goodbye
Well, I looked at my watch
They're all gonna be there

It's that million dollar bash
But we're all gonna make it
To over there and back
Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Out to the barn
With his checks all forged
Well, I took my counselor

Ooh, baby, ooh ee
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
And I made it over

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard

With his cheese in the cash
She told him a yarn
I get up in the mornin'
It's that million dollar bash

I took my potatoes
Then push and then crash
And his cheeks in a chunk
Ev'rybody from right now
Down to be mashed
Ooh, baby, ooh ee
The louder they come
I punched myself in the face
The bigger they crack