Had Me a Real Good Time

I happened to fall off my bicycle
But while I was here
Missed my step and I fell on the floor

The vicar, he simply reeked of gin
I'll have me a real good time
Made my way across the crowded room
Said one word and I was asked to leave
Dancing madly round the room, yeah

I was glad to come
On my way home

I had nothing to lose
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
I was glad to come
I was glad to come
I had me a real good time

My reception wasn't very keen
So while I'm here

Into her high class world
Good party
Wandered across the door
And came straight to the point
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood
Was escorted by a friendly slag
'Round the bedroom and back
That she only came here for the beer
Kinda' wish I was dead
Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune
I'll be sad to go
The skinny girl made it clear
So while I'm here
So turning on a friendly grin
Left my bicycle under the stairs
That's a fact, oh, yeah
I'll have me a real good time
Was invited by a skinny girl

And I'll be so sad to go
Stood on the table with my glass of gin