Would agree when I say the words that Spike is cool
(I wish you would act like a grown man)
They have got him by the balls
(I wish you would act like a grown man)
They have got him by the balls
I am not going to let them get to me
(I hate you when you talk like that)
(You will never see me walking that walk)
They have got him by the balls
(You have no shame)
He always talks like a baby, it is obvious
They have got him by the balls
He does not give a damn, no, because he has no shame
(I hate you when you talk like that)
They have got him by the balls
I am not going to let them get to me
(I hate you when you talk like that)
A true love with a nice girl who has gotta lot of tattoos
(You have no shame)
(I hate you when you talk like that)
(I wish you would act like a grown man)
The problem with my friend Spike, he has fallen into
(You will never catch me talking that babytalk)
She has got him by the balls
Unless he with his girlfriend, obnoxious on a Saturday night
(You will never see me walking that walk)
They've got you by the balls
He always talks crazy whenever she calls
(I wish you would act like a grown man)
'Coz he always talks crazy whenever she calls
They have got him by the balls
He always looks so happy just like everything is fine
Yes she has got him by the balls
You know he couldn't care less what anyone thinks
He always talks like a baby, yeah, it's obvious
He would always talk crazy whenever she calls
Everyone I know, yeah, who knows Spike too
He talks like a baby, it is obvious
(I hate you when you talk like that)
He is oblivious to the fact that he has no spine
They have got him by the balls
She has got him by the balls
(You will never catch me talking that babytalk)
They have got him by the balls
We would all be hanging out getting drunk in the neighborhood
(I wish you would act like a grown man)
I am not going to let them get to me
Yeah, they've got you by the balls
(I hate you when you talk like that)
(You have no shame)
They would talk in those ridiculous voices
I am not going to let them
And they both would make those ridiculous noises
My weird little brother James and his ex-girlfriend
Which brings us back to Spike, a good guy to have in a fight
(I wish you would act like a grown man)