I wonder where all the porn stars go
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
I really used to be a bad girl
They are blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
But now I know my right way from my wrong, yeah, yeah
Really used to be a bad girl
I think I know where all the porn stars go
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
Where do all, the porn stars go when the lights go down?
Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
I think they moved out to the suburbs
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song
They all become Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
'Cause when you need one they are never around
I know I used to be a real wild child
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
But now, I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
But now I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
And now the blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
