Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

But now, I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one they are never around
Where do all, the porn stars go when the lights go down?
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
I really used to be a bad girl
They are blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
I really used to be a bad girl
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
And now the blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
They all become Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
But now I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

But now I know my right way from my wrong, yeah, yeah
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?

I think they moved out to the suburbs
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong

Yes, I used to be a real wild child
I think I know where all the porn stars go
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club

Really used to be a bad girl
I know I used to be a real wild child