Yes, I used to be a real wild child
Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I know I used to be a real wild child
Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
I think they moved out to the suburbs
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
I really used to be a bad girl
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I got gang banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
But now I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
They all become Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
'Cause when you need one they are never around
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song
I wonder where all the porn stars go
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom, Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
But now, I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
But now I know my right way from my wrong, yeah, yeah
They are blonde, bland, middle-class republican children
Where do all, the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I really used to be a bad girl
Really used to be a bad girl
And now the blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives
