Things were cool and collected until she found him
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
Tied the knot not knowing how'd I not know
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down
I know she broke your heart try to try to try to try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
He moved out of his step dad's apartment
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
He moved back to his step dad's apartment
Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
Running high on his whims had only gotten him down
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Where he put himself back together 'til
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
Shit went bad he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird
Gonna die this year
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
Gonna die this year
Erected with another
And then he went to the roof where his threats rain loud and clear
Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
It was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home
I know she broke your heart but try to calm try to calm down
She came back he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird
Things were cop acetic until she caught him
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying
And moved in with his cute Guatemalan
Shit went bad he's on the roof again she flipped he flipped the bird