Missionary Man

Don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
The missionary man, he was followin' me
But there's just one thing that you must understand
Missionary man
Oh the missionary man, he's got God on his side
He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind
Don't mess with a missionary man
There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree

Don't mess with a missionary man
Missionary man
If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
You can fool with your brother but don't mess with a missionary man"

There'd be a mountain of money, piled up to my chin
Don't mess with a missionary man
He said, "Stop what you're doin' get down upon your knees
She said "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong

I was born, an original sinner
Black eyed looks from those Bible books
I've a message for you that you better believe"
My mother told me good, my mother told me strong
Don't mess with a missionary man
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money

Missionary man
He's a man with a mission got a serious mind
I was born from original sin