Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows
With regret creepin' in
And it's a set up, I gotta change my clothes
Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk
So I need someone to side with when she begins confiding
And I start to relax as I cut her some slack
And it's a set up, I gotta change my clothes
She's got some pull out sofa that we won't hardly need
But I'm undecided so I need to be told
And in the middle of the night I have a breakdown of sorts
When I'm standing by her side
That she's only gifted
What I've done and what I'm gonna do again?
By the time the cops came by that afternoon
So get up, I gotta go to work
She says she's so excited to play some groom and bride with me
She goes unassisted
With a change of thinking
She grows impatient to change my tune
And I cannot provide it, talk endlessly cold
'Cause she loves sleepin' in
Got places we could go to but I still won't believe
Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk
Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk
When I'm sleeping by her side
Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows
What I've done and what I'm gonna do again?
And I wasn't ready to start out and go upsettin'
What I've done and what I'm gonna do again?
That she's only sinking
She is only drinkin' soda, revvin' up that motor
Some girl that I'd be forgettin'
Get up, I gotta go to work
And I try to decide as she pulls me aside
So she invites me over outside Villanova
And it's a set up, I gotta change my clothes
What I'm gonna to do again, no
Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows
She's gonna put up a fight and she will get her way
It's never just black and white, she's got a mind of her own
I could pull us away even just for a day
She's gettin' older and legal soon
So get up, I gotta go to work
And she uses it well