I take a breather and sighed, either I'm high, or I'm nuts
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Mother are you there? I love you
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
You can be just like me
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
Mic check one two, we recordin'?
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
A premature birth that was four minutes late
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Ohh no, so if I said I never did drugs
'Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
A main vein' with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin' lez
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
Then break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin
