Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
As many mushrooms as you ate
And now it's my fault my fault
My bad, let's try another room
John, where's Dave at before I bash you
She said, "Help me I think I'm havin' a seizure!"
My God!
I never meant to bring you to my world
Chew up this mushroom
Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab
Oh dag!
Wake up, Susan wake up
"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
And now it's my fault my fault
And now it's my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I know you're not dead
That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out
I'll be right back just chill baby please
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
A nurse aide who came to get laid and tied up
Please, Please wake up
Before you do somethin' dumb
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
My God, I'm so sorry!
Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinkin' Lysol
I'm over here Sue, You're talkin' to the plant, look
Now you sitting in the corner crying
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
He's in the bathroom, I think he's takin' a crap dude
I never meant to bring you to my world
And now it's my fault my fault
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
We need to get to a hospital before it's too late
Oh my God!
Now you sitting in the corner crying
Susan, an ex Heroin addict who just stopped usin'
Now you sitting in the corner crying
I never meant to bring you to my world
You're not dead! You're not dead!
Oh shoot, she's trippin'
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen
Get away from me, I don't know you
I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue
I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
And now it's my fault my fault
I need to go puke
Now you sitting in the corner crying
It's me and Kelly
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin' major
Huh?!
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
I never meant to bring you to my world
It's better than Heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
And now it's my fault my fault
What?
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
Yo Sue!
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
Susan please wake up!
I took 3, she ate the other 22 caps
Well it depends on how may you had
Susan, wait! Where you goin'? You better be careful
I don't trust you
And now it's my fault my fault
I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin' my Tshirt"
I never meant to bring you to my world
I never meant to bring you to my world
I'm so sorry!
I know and it's my fault!
There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants
'Cause I never seen no one eat
Who love booze and alternative music
She said, "I'm twenty six years old and I'm not married
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
Told me she was goin' back into usin' again
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"
Who's in the den?
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled
Now you sitting in the corner crying
She's gonna die dude
Now you sitting in the corner crying
What are you doing?
Susan, stop cryin', I don't hate ya
"Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me"
We'll get barefoot, butt naked, and run in the woods
And now it's my fault my fault
Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?
Now you sitting in the corner crying
Shut up slut!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
C'mere, let's go in here"
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