My Fault

There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants
Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinkin' Lysol
Told me she was goin' back into usin' again
I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen
I never meant to bring you to my world
I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin' my Tshirt"
My bad, let's try another room
I'm so sorry!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
We need to get to a hospital before it's too late

You're not dead! You're not dead!
She said, "Help me I think I'm havin' a seizure!"
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin' major
We'll get barefoot, butt naked, and run in the woods
Now you sitting in the corner crying
What are you doing?
And now it's my fault my fault
It's me and Kelly
Susan, stop cryin', I don't hate ya
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
I know and it's my fault!

I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
I never meant to bring you to my world
I never meant to bring you to my world

Huh?!

I'll be right back just chill baby please
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
Oh my God!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
Who's in the den?
Shut up slut!
And now it's my fault my fault
She's gonna die dude
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"

I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
Chew up this mushroom
Oh shoot, she's trippin'

Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab
Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left
I know you're not dead
Well it depends on how may you had
I never meant to bring you to my world
Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled

I never meant to bring you to my world
That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out
Now you sitting in the corner crying
Get away from me, I don't know you
And now it's my fault my fault
I took 3, she ate the other 22 caps
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
Now you sitting in the corner crying
It's better than Heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
Now you sitting in the corner crying
My God!
I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag
Yo Sue!
What?
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
John, where's Dave at before I bash you
He's in the bathroom, I think he's takin' a crap dude
Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?
Before you do somethin' dumb
And now it's my fault my fault
Susan, an ex Heroin addict who just stopped usin'
Oh dag!
Now you sitting in the corner crying
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I don't trust you
C'mere, let's go in here"

And now it's my fault my fault
'Cause I never seen no one eat
And now it's my fault my fault
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
I'm over here Sue, You're talkin' to the plant, look
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
She said, "I'm twenty six years old and I'm not married
I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue
Now you sitting in the corner crying
Susan please wake up!
My God, I'm so sorry!
Now you sitting in the corner crying

A nurse aide who came to get laid and tied up
Please, Please wake up
"Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me"
Who love booze and alternative music
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
As many mushrooms as you ate
I need to go puke
Wake up, Susan wake up
I never meant to bring you to my world
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
And now it's my fault my fault
Susan, wait! Where you goin'? You better be careful
And now it's my fault my fault